FAQs

  • We’re the rebellion against stiff photoshoots and glitchy AI clones.
    We use AI to turn your crappiest selfies into razor-sharp portraits that scream “I run sht”*—without the soul-crushing price tag or robotic vibes. LinkedIn zombies? Not here.

  • We’re not here to play nice with AI mediocrity:

    • Custom AI trained on YOU(not some generic NPC factory settings)

    • Human curators hand-pick your best shots(like a VIP bouncer at a club)

    • Zero glitchy hands/backgrounds(we reject 80% of AI’s trash)

    • Own every pixel forever(no rights-hoarding gatekeepers)

      TL;DR: We’re the anti-AI AI."

  • Less “AI magic,” more “we do the heavy lifting so you don’t have to:

    1. You upload 10-20 photos(even that one where you look half-dead)

    2. Our humans + AI dissect your vibe(no creepy data harvesting, promise)

    3. We generate elite shots(curated, what else?)

    4. You pick your favorites(and maybe finally update that 2016 LinkedIn pic)

  • Your face isn’t tossed into some AI melting pot. Here’s the uncensored breakdown:

    Step 1: Feed the Beast (With Your Phone’s Garbage)
    Upload 10-20 photos. No pro gear needed. Your iPhone or Android camera works—just follow these rules:

    • Diverse angles: Front, side, ¾ smirk, “I’m mildly impressed by your PowerPoint.”

    • No sunglasses, no witness-protection lighting: Show your face, not your inner cryptid.

    • Expressions that don’t scream “I’m a hostage”: Warm, stoic, lightly amused.

    Pro Tip:
    🍏 iPhone users: Search your name or “selfies” in Photos. Yes, even that gym-mirror pic from 2018.
    🤖 Android warriors: Google Photos knows your face better than your therapist. Search “my face” and embrace the cringe.

    Why?
    AI’s not a magician. Give it blurry, dead-eyed selfies? You’ll look like a polished corpse. Give it crisp, varied shots? You’ll look like you hired a Vanity Fair photographer.

    Step 2: We Build Your Digital Twin (Not a Walmart Knockoff)

    • Train a custom AIonly on your face → No generic NPC templates, no Zuckerbergian data hoarding.

    • Lives in a digital Fort Knox → Air-gapped, zero mingling with other users’ data.

    Step 3: Portrait Generation (No Glitches Allowed)

    • Your AI creates shots that look like you → Not a screensaver, not a wax figure.

    • Humans curate every image → We nuke the cringe (11 fingers? Dead-eyed stares?Terminated with extreme prejudice.)

    Step 4: You Claim Your Crown
    Get your elite shots. No sifting through 200 Frankensteins. Just you, amplified.

  • Standard: 3-5 days
    Why? Because we’re not slapping a filter on your selfie. Your AI model gets VIP treatment.

    Express Delivery (For the Impatient):

    • 48-hour rush → +€50 (We’ll chug Red Bulls)

    • 24-hour panic mode → +€99 (Pray to the Wi-Fi gods)"

  • This ain’t Photoshop. We burn it all down and rebuild:

    • New portraits, not edits (Your feedback = our holy grail)

    • Want a wardrobe change? Done. Need CEO lighting? Easy.

    • You ghost us? Your timeline dies. You’re specific? We’ll worship you.

    Pro Tip: Tell us exactly how you want to look (e.g., “Make me look like Steve Jobs”). Saves time. Saves sanity."

  • Your face isn’t a stock photo. We treat it like a state secret. Here’s how we lock your sh*t down:

    • Your AI Model Lives in Solitary Confinement → Trained in an air-gapped vault, zero contact with other users’ data.

    • One-Night Stand with Your Photos → After delivering your final portraits, we nuke your custom AI model. Poof. No trace.

    • No Third-Party Crap → We don’t outsource to sketchy “cloud partners” or sell your face to train Meta’s next Zuckerbot.

    • GDPR or Die → Based in Amsterdam, where privacy laws are stricter than a Dutch bouncer at 2 AM.

    • Scorched-Earth Deletion → Finished? We erase your photos, your AI model, and even the metadata. Like you never existed.

    Your face isn’t ours to sell, reuse, or accidentally leak at a frat party. Period.

    Still paranoid? Good. We’re not here to coddle you—we’re here to out-obsess you.”

  • Tired of blending into LinkedIn’s beige wallpaper? Let’s upgrade your vibe to first-class.

    For €150, you’re not just buying a custom style—you’re booking a one-way ticket out of Blandville.

    Here’s the itinerary:

    • Your vibe, turbocharged → Boardroom shark? Creative maverick? We code your essence into the AI.

    • Human curation on steroids → No lazy presets. Just editorial-grade shots that scream “I’m the main character.”

    • No NPC energy → We nuke stock-photo sameness. You’ll look like you, but with a private jet glow-up.

    The catch?
    This isn’t a “make me look professional” button. Send us a mood board that whispers “I’m here to rewrite the rules”—or stay stranded in Basicville.